Mr. Noodle

Every time I watch Sesame Street with my daughter I walk away thinking, "Geez Mr. Noodle, how old are you?"  I also can't help but feeling sorry for Elmo, seeing as the only people at his dispense for answering questions are babies, his goldfish Dorothy, and--you guessed it--Mr. Noodle.  Even the most menial task becomes the most difficult problem.  Yeah, Mr. Noodle, sit backwards on the bike.  That makes sense.

Just to clarify, I'm completely joking.